You can now speed up the signs of ageing with our new natural treatment – it’s called Become a dad. Our epic formula is finally here. Look as dishevelled at the start of the day as you feel at the end. Take your natural look to your next generation. In your 30s? You’ll look 50. Instant results. It looks natural, because it is natural!
100% guaranteed loss
- Sleep loss
- Memory loss
- Hair loss
With our scientifically proven, Irritability Factor 100™, even the smallest thing will piss you off. You can forget about bygone days, spending the weekend in beer gardens feeling relaxed. Your blood pressure is now permanently raised.
Finest ingredients to age what nature gave you
- Intense volume. No more peace and quiet in your house!
- Fast-acting and permanent solution. That’s right. See the signs in days and it lasts a lifetime!
- Indistinguishable from your former self. Your friends wouldn’t even recognise you (if you actually got out to see them).
Don’t just take our word for it…
Not only do you look older, you actually feel older too!
I used to be able to concentrate in the office, but I can’t even remember where the office is now!
For a fuller look
By carefully blending hunger, irritability and tiredness, you’ll crave intensely nourishing foods, but end up eating whatever you find down the back of the sofa. Get the Dad-Bod look. Piece of cake.
They said it wasn’t possible, but it even affects my waistline!
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At the end of the day, I’ve got 2 beautiful daughters. Even with all these side effects… They’re worth it…